That daily struggle for real though…
For the most part Portlandia sucks however there are a few exceptions, one of those being the bike segment. It is spot on. This guy is on every corner in Portland and he is a grade A douchebag. “Cars, man, WHHHYYYY!!!!??”
This guy is everywhere in Portland. Have a fucking hefeweizen you asshole.
“Doesn’t look like Frank is gonna be able to make it home again. Let’s just put this cone right here to keep him safe.”
Yup, this happened in Portland. You can check out the article here: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/04/bmx_biker_rides_over_lamborghi.html
Your city might have a problem if you have to put sharps disposal canisters all over the waterfront. Not for the diabetes. Can you say heroin problem? More like #portlandproblems
The homeless problem in Portland may be one of the largest #portlandproblems the city currently faces. Regardless of which side of the debate you fall on – the right to dream vs the right to walk down the sidewalk without stepping in human shit – you have to admit this Yelp page is awesome. You… View Article
Don’t really need to say more. Check out the article here: http://www.oregonlive.com/roadreport/index.ssf/2016/03/oh_portland_this_is_why_we_can.html
We can go to a bar… but there will probably be naked girls in it. #portlandproblems
It is that time of the year again. The time where the people of Portland need to find the strangest way possible to express themselves. That’s right. It is time to take your pants off and ride the MAX. The “The No Pants Subway Ride” will be held on January 10th, 2016. For details check… View Article
The struggle is real for trick or treaters in the Northwest. Halloween 2015 marked the wettest day in Portland in 4 years with over 2 inches of rainfall in just twenty four hours. So in the city of roses weather like this usually means one thing: Public Transit Failure. Basically it just flooded everywhere: #happyhalloween… View Article
Does it get any more Portland than this? A squatter on the roof of a house he has been living in for free for months and a goat on top of a car to support his cause. WTF Portland you are so damn weird. Read the article on Weed Week here: http://www.wweek.com/2015/10/16/squatter-climbs-down-from-roof-clearing-way-for-apartments/
Jonathon the turtle loving zombie is just a timeless classic.
Pretty sure I have seen every one of these idiots on the road.