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Volkswagen Driving Scum

It was only a matter of time until Portlanders took it upon themselves to rid the world of Volkswagon driving Nazi scum bags. I think we can all agree that the owner of this car didn’t buy it knowing that someday they were going to find out it polluted more than most vehicles on the… View Article
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Spotted on the Tilikum Crossing: LARP

Yes folks. It is finally here! No, not the Tilikum Crossing – Live Action Role Play on the Tilikum Crossing. No seriously, these guys were spotting “sword fighting” on the deck of the Tilikum Bridge. You win Portland, you win!
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The Worst Song you Will Hear all Year

So I don’t know if this is a real thing or just a joke but this website wants your help making a bad song even worse.  “The Portland Song” by the Portland Puppets is just about the most melodically challenged song I have ever heard in my life. Check out the video, turn up your… View Article
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The Dream of the 90’s is not Alive

As Portland gets closer and closer to being more like San Francisco it becomes evident that the dream of the 90’s is no longer alive in Portland.
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Jean-Luc Picard Wunder Crossing

This dude wants to rename the brand new Tillikum Crossing to honor a Star Trek actor.  No seriously this is a real thing and he has already raised over $2,000.   Read about it here.
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