So I don’t know if this is a real thing or just a joke but this website wants your help making a bad song even worse. “The Portland Song” by the Portland Puppets is just about the most melodically challenged song I have ever heard in my life. Check out the video, turn up your speakers and get ready for your ears to bleed. This is one of those “it is so bad it is good” things. Maybe give it a couple listens and see if it grows on you. Can’t be that bad, right?